Amy Kearney was the biggest female name in the games industry. She knew how to play her gender to her advantage in the male dominated field – sleeping her way to the top, and shrewdly alternating between writing opinion pieces decrying sexism towards her and using her good looks to get thousands of horny teenage boys to droll over her podcasts just from some low-cut shirts.
That was until she pissed off the wrong person.
She opened the letter like any other, but when a cloud of pink glitter and powder exploded forth from it, filling her throat and nostrils and covering her eyes, she recoiled.
Ah shit! she thought, What is this, anthrax?… No, no, anthrax was white, wasn’t it? Just some shitty hate mail again, another pervert pissed I won’t answer his emails, probably sent me that stupid ‘glitter to your enemies’ shit. Hold on, there’s a note…
She pulled the note from the envelope, causing the remaining glittery pink powder to spill onto her desk. Her throat was still burning and her eyes were having trouble focusing, but she read the message printed in…. ugg, pink comic sans.
YOU HAVE TEASED THE MEN OF THE WORLD LONG ENOUGH TO FURTHER YOUR OWN GAIN
IT IS TIME THAT YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR TRUE PLACE AS A WOMAN
AND BECOME A BIMBO SLUT TO SERVE MAN. SAY HELLO TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED AMI
What… what the hell? This… this can’t be real. I..I.. *ow* my, head, like, hurts. these… these assholes won’t get away with this…. get away with..with… making me….uh…a…bimbo, yeah, a bimbo, that’s what I am!
Wait… were my brea…..my… titties, were my titties always this big? Like… yeah, a’ course!
And this cute pink hair is super pretty, I should like, put it in pigtails..
Oh, and these glasses are like super silly, I don’t need to read or anythin’, maybe I can just like bite them, and then I’ll get all the guys super hard…
mmmmm, get their cocks all happy…
yummy, yummy, cocks….*teehee*
Ami lost her job at the prestigious review channel, although she left on good terms after sucking the cocks of everyone on staff. A shady low-rent games magazine she once called out as the most sexist firm in the business bought out her contract and keeps her on staff even though she couldn’t write if she tried.
She still vlogs, though, playing “games” on camera for even more fans than before. Though she plays with altogether different kinds of joysticks now.
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