fantasywifeuniverse:

I did it exactly like you said, daddy!

First I called up my work and told them I quitted because my titties are too big and I’m stupid now

*giggle*

Then I went on a shopping spree and got a bunch of really cute clothes and then I walked around the mall in them so the boys could stare! I looked like a total hottie!

*unf*

And then I set up tinder and I’ve got a date tonight with this girl who looks really really cute

This is, like, way more fun than being a boring wifey, daddy! You were right. You’re always right! I’m soooo dumb!

*giggle*

Yay titties!