I did it exactly like you said, daddy!
First I called up my work and told them I quitted because my titties are too big and I’m stupid now
*giggle*
Then I went on a shopping spree and got a bunch of really cute clothes and then I walked around the mall in them so the boys could stare! I looked like a total hottie!
*unf*
And then I set up tinder and I’ve got a date tonight with this girl who looks really really cute
This is, like, way more fun than being a boring wifey, daddy! You were right. You’re always right! I’m soooo dumb!
*giggle*
Yay titties!