fantasywifeuniverse:

Hey.

I just wanted to say… well… thanks.

Thanks for using the universal remote on me.

Today has been a total blast. I know I was reluctant at first…

But now… I… I just…

Well, this is the most fun I’ve had in years. And I was hoping that… maybe…

Oh this is so embarrassing.

But, maybe before we go back to just being husband and wife, and I’m a doctor and you’re a lawyer, I… well… I could give you a blowjob in the changing room at Urban Outfitters?

Please?

I just think it’d be really hot.