biggerboobdude:

You turned on your phone and immediately saw this picture with a text from last nights Tinder date:

“You sure have some potent cum! I only sucked your dick once and I’m so filled with cum that I look five months pregnant and my tits are like four times as big as they used to be! I don’t suppose we could do that again? I don’t think I’m big enough yet!”

You couldn’t possibly have texted her “yes!” back fast enough.

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