So magic is real, and you have unchecked power to alter the universe. No, I’m not kidding. Try it for yourself.
Sure, you could save the world or feed the hungry. But wouldn’t it be so much fun to play with it yourself?
No, no. I didn’t try it before you got home. Seriously, I wanted you to have first go. I swear, I didn’t alter your mind before you got here.
I mean, you’ve always dreamed about changing into a mindless bimbo. That’s been your fantasy since you were a teenager, remember?
Honey, of course I’m not going to judge if you use it on yourself first. Go ahead, see what it can do. I have a feeling it’s very effective.