This is a completely normal goodbye where they’re from. What, you’re not familiar with it?

Maybe that’s because I just made it up about an hour ago, specifically for my neighbors. The two hot Asian girls, last apartment down the hall.

Until recently, they both normal, American twenty-somethings and spoke with zero accent. I’m almost certain they weren’t related, or even shared the same culture. Probably just roommates.

Now these two think they’re mother-daughter, and that the ‘white stud’ next door can give them English lessons.

I’m not sure which change is more degrading: making them roleplay as family, or replacing their real heritage with a generic collection of Asian stereotypes.

I should visit them again tomorrow, just to figure out which change I should feel more guilty about.