“My daughter has always been a bit slow in the head. She’s much too old to goof around and play with Daddy. My wife thinks it’s cute but she doesn’t know how I act when she’s gone. Instead of telling my daughter to cover up when her shirt slides up…I just stare. I watch my daughter innocently play and suck on her candy all while I lick my lips and try to stop myself from asking her to play something very different with Daddy.”