fantasywifeuniverse:

“Oh wow. My… my hair. And my breasts! Even my clothes changed. I… I’m not sure about this…”

Oh come on babe. You don’t have to play coy with me. I know *click* you’ve always wanted a proper pair of tits.

“Sigh, is it that obvious? I mean, I’ve always been jealous of girls who could really fill out a top, ya know? But I’ve got work tomorrow and…”

Say no more, sweetie. I know you’re worried that *click* with all those eyes leering at your chest, you’ll just get way too turned on.

“Unf! Gawd, I’m getting wet just thinking about it.”

Well why don’t you just take off work and spend a day at home being my ditzy little housewife?

“Really? I could do that? Could… could you make me kinda dumb, too? I don’t know why, but I wanna be like a total dummy.”

*click*