Bimbo Speech

lovelylaceyliu:

maxamillionsaberhagen:

patriarch-owns-princesses:

Here are a few tips on how you can be a better bimbo, regarding how you speak. Because you always know a real bimbo fuckdoll when she opens her stupid cock-sucking mouth and starts bubbling out vapid nonsense, even if she’s pretending to be a real girl otherwise.

1) Tone– Speak in a childish, stupid sing-song cadence. End sentences that aren’t questions with an upward inflection, as if you’re not sure of even the simplest of statements. Use lots of ‘ums’ and ‘uhs’ and similar uncertain filler noises in sentences, as if you’re too slow to deliver a full sentence without faltering. Use the word ‘like’ often, and never be precise. Giggle often.

Example 1: ‘There are twelve people in that bus,’ becomes ‘There are, um, (giggle), like, a bunch of people on that, uh, bus (giggle)?’

Example 2: ‘Dressing like a slut makes my daddy happy,’ becomes ‘(Giggle) Dressing like a slut, um, like, makes my daddy (giggle) happy?’

2) Grammar and Sentence Structure– Use contractions, simple or shortened forms of words, and casual wording whenever possible. Use historical present tense to make yourself sound more enthusiastic, bubbly, and immediate in your interests.

Example 1: ‘Hello, my name is Trisha,’ becomes ‘Hi! I’m called Trisha!’

Example 2: ‘I was sucking daddy’s cock, and he came in my mouth’ becomes ‘So I’m sucking daddy’s cock, and he cums in my mouth.’

3) Adjectives– Use them often to make yourself seem more enthusiastic. Don’t use mild descriptors; always go all-in; use the maximum modifier- ‘biggest’ or what have you instead of just ‘big,’ even when you have to invent adjectives (’bestest’). Occasionally attach a nonsense rhyming double to the end of an appropriate adjective, to give yourself a childish air.

Example 1: ‘Those are nice boots,’ becomes ‘Those are totally-wotally super-duper sexy boots!’

Example 2: ‘My daddy has a big cock’ becomes ‘My daddy has the biggest, bestest, super-duper cock!’

4) Word Choice– Use words with no more than two syllables. The exception to this is, of course, sex talk: all sexually charged words should be doubled up in the most obscene and inflammatory way possible. ‘Slut’ becomes ‘cumslut,’ ‘dick’ becomes ‘daddy-dick,’ ‘pussy’ becomes ‘fuckhole,’ etc.

Example 1: ‘I’m generally thought to be a pretty affable person,’ becomes ‘Most people think I’m friendly!’

Example 2: ‘Honestly? I love to be anally penetrated,’ becomes ‘I really love to get fucked in the ass!’

5) Titles and Respect– This should go without saying, but you should address your owner by reverent titles, always. ‘Sir,’ ‘Master,’ ‘Daddy,’ ‘God,’ whatever. You should address all men with respect, generally. Be humble and craven. You’re just a sex object for men to enjoy.

Example 1: ‘Hey, there, fella. How’s it going?’ becomes ‘Hi, sir. How are you, today?’

Example 2: ‘Would you like to have sex, David?’ becomes, ‘Would you like to use your whore, Daddy?’

6) Referring to Yourself– You should never refer to yourself as ‘I’ or ‘me.’ Dehumanize yourself; swerve into your objectification. Refer to yourself in the third person, either by your bimbo name (never use your birth name) or by a sexually degrading term.

Example 1: ‘I don’t know what I think about that,’ becomes ‘Slut doesn’t know what slut thinks about it, Sir.’

Example 2: ‘My name is Lissy, and I’m a whore,’ becomes ‘Cunt is called Lissy: Lissy is a whore.’

7) Lisping– Not genuinely necessary, but fun, a lisp can make you sound even more like a dumb little girl. Replace ‘L’ and ‘R’ with ‘W’ in words, ‘TH’ and ‘TT’ with ‘D’, and ‘S’ to ‘TH,’ even in your own name. Though don’t overdo it; you want it to sound silly and sexy, not ridiculous.

Example 1: ‘I’m a really super sexy little slut!’ becomes ‘I’m a weawwy thuper thexy widdle thwut!’

Example 2: ‘Can I pretty please suck your cock, daddy?’ becomes ‘Can I pweddy pweathe thuck youw cock, daddy?’

So, a final example, using all of our rules. We’ll use the following statement:

‘I would like to suck your big cock, get it good and lubricated, and then you can penetrate me anally.’

Applying rule 1, it becomes:

‘I would like to, um, suck your big cock (giggle), and get it, like, good and lubricated, and then you can, um, like, penetrate me anally (giggle)?’

Applying rule 2, it becomes:

‘I’d like to, um, suck your big cock (giggle), and get it, like, good
and lubed up, and then you can, um, like, penetrate me anally
(giggle)?’

Applying rule 3, it becomes:

‘I’d like to, um, suck your super-duper biggest-ever cock (giggle), and get it, like, really totally-wotally lubed up, and then you can, um, like, penetrate me really extra hard anally
(giggle)?’

Applying rule 4, it becomes:

‘I’d like to, um, suck your super-duper biggest-ever daddy-cock (giggle), and
get it, like, really totally-wotally lubed up, and then you can, um,
like, ass-fuck me really extra hard
(giggle)?’

Applying rule 5, it becomes:

‘I’d like to, um, suck Master’s super-duper biggest-ever daddy-cock (giggle), and
get it, like, really totally-wotally lubed up, and then Sir can, um,
like, ass-fuck me really extra hard
(giggle)?’

Applying rule 6, it becomes:

‘Slut wants to, um, suck Master’s super-duper biggest-ever daddy-cock (giggle), and
get it, like, really totally-wotally lubed up, and then Sir can, um,
like, ass-fuck his dumb whore really extra hard
(giggle)?’

Applying rule 7, it becomes:

‘Thwut wantth to, um, thuck Master’th thuper-duper biggetht-ever daddy-cock (giggle), and
get it, wike, weally totally-wotally wubed up, and then Thir can, um, wike, ath-fuck hith dumb whore weally extwa hard
(giggle)?’

Now, compare the finished product to the initial statement:

‘I would like to suck your big cock, get it good and lubricated, and then you can penetrate me anally.’ 

One of these statements is clearly stupider, more undignified, and therefor more desirable than the other.

Reblogging to help myself and other writers doing bimbo fic. Speech is kind of important for putting the vibe across without having to explain things too much, as in you don’t have to say “she said in a child-like voice” if it is absolutely obvious that’s how it was said. It’s efficient wordsmithing and it also makes for more immersive writing.

ok, putting on my big-girl smartypants for this post. This is good stuff for us bimbo writers! Just be careful about the lisping, b/c I’m not Mark Twain and neither are you and wading through “dialect” speech is REALLY HARD OK. Especially when you’re playing with your clit while you read!

And I’m not going to tell you not to do African-American Vernacular English or Azn Speekee Engrish for black or Asian bimbos, or not do Chicana English for latina sluts, but ONLY do it if you’re comfy with raceplay in your story! OK? Nothing turns me off faster than someone making their otherwise-wonderful Asian bimbo talk like a 70s stereotype by accident. If you’re doing it, do it on purpose. If not, just make Mei Lee talk like her bestest bimbo bff Taytay Titsenditz, ok? OK!!!

Yellow slut talk talk too much now! Yellow slut need suck now!! Fuck yellow slut mouth!!! 😀 😀 😀

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