fantasywifeuniverse:

*click*

Unf… Yes! Oh my God that feels so good.

More, please! Just a little more. Make my ass just a bit bigger. 

Please, I’ll do anything. I’ll… I’ll pay your half of the rent for the next month. For the next year! I just need a little more.

Wait, what. You’ll do it if you can pay my rent? Why would you do that?

Quit my job?! What the hell? That’s…

*click*

Like, such a great idea!

Gawd, I sure got lucky when it came to roommates. Alright, now plump me up just a little more and I’ll get started on making us dinner.

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