“Are ya sure this is a meme or whatever?”
Oh, totally. The Banana Challenge. All the kids are doing it.
“And I gotta suck it afterwards?”
Only if you want it to go viral. You want everyone to see how big you’re titties have gotten, right?
“You’re, like, so freaking smart! I can’t believe I ever thought I wuz smarter than you.”
That’s right. Now say the magic words again and I’ll put this online for you.
“Good girls do whatever boys say, cuz boys have all the brains!”
Close enough. Smile into the camera and let’s show all your friends how dumb and slutty you are now.
*giggle*