The Inexplicable Sexiness Of Ivy Valentine
This is probably my first post both in and out of character on this Tumblr.
I’ll need to add this to the footnotes on my manifesto on Unified Progessive Kink Theory.

“I like seeing my female peers reclaim Soulcalibur’s characters without shame—characters who weren’t created “for” them but who became weapons in their hands. The most recent time I played Soulcalibur VI at a party, the room was full of my queer friends, all of us hooting and hollering at Ivy’s slow-motion breast jiggling. “My girlfriend! My queen!” we screamed in delight every time she stomped. She was part of us, one of us.”