yournaturalstate:

“Tell me again why you’re a feminist.”

“Because I believe in equal rights. I believe that anything men can do girls…I mean women…can do equally. I mean… they can do it just as well as men. I’m a feminist because I want to be on my knees…I mean because I don’t want to live on my knees. I’m a feminist because I want to earn the same amount for less work. I want to make less for the same work. Wait, I mean I want equal pay for…less work and the same amount…I’m sorry…I lost my train of thought. I’m a feminist because it feels so good to be a feminist…I feel really good right now, so that must be why. Right? It’s because I’m such a good … feminist.

…

Sorry, what was I saying?”

“Go on.”

“I’m a feminist because … I’m the same as you. Well not exactly the same, you’re smarter and you’re stronger… you’re always right about everything. But I’m the same in other ways. I can’t remember what those…ways are right now. But I know there must be some ways we’re equal. Otherwise I wouldn’t say I’m such a big feminist. Which I am. I just can’t remember because…it’s hard to think because…”

“Go on.”

“Right! Sorry I drifted away. I am a feminist because feminists can do whatever they want. They can work in any way they want. They can be anything. I could even…suck your cock. Right now. And no one could stop me. I could kneel…down…and just…take it all the way into my…throat. Because I’m such a huge feminist. That’s so feminist. Isn’t it? To give you a blowjob. Right now…isn’t it…so…

,,,,”

”Are you finished?”

”…I remember when I didn’t want to suck it, because I was so feminist. But now I see…that it’s…that I…”

“You can stop talking now.”

“Thank you.”

“You don’t have to think anymore.”

“Thank you.”

“You can suck my cock now.”

“Thank you.“

“What were you saying about being a feminist?”

“…nothing.”