So, Daddy, what do you think of my new look?
That’s right, I’m calling you Daddy now, Sir. At least I will until this Bimbo Ray wears off.
Hey, it was your idea! Now you’ve got to live with it, Daddy.
Seriously, I feel so, like, dumb and peppy. If I don’t think about it for a sec my mind is all … hmm, I wonder if there are any cool parties on campus tonight? Fer realz! Can you imagine if I actually dressed like this back in college? How many boys do you think would get total hardons if I just walked into class like this? Not to mention the girls, too.
I swear, I’m like 30 percent bi now.
Oh come on, Daddy, you know you love it.