John Hale was born and raised in the heart of the Rust Belt.
His first novel was banned from local Elementary schools after to giving the other students nightmares.
Inspired by Faulkner, John once drunkenly composed 80 pages of incomprehensible rubbish in a single weekend.
Mr Hale has also claimed to be a Reverend on occasion, but this appears to be merely a clumsy attempt to invoke Arthur Miller.
He currently resides in New England with his partner, Lilith. She does her best to humor him.