Omg, when did this slut girl show up?
Like, wait… that’s me.
Ohmygawd I’ve got to take a selfie!
I’m like so fucking hawt!
Can… can… can you imagine…?
Can you imagine how much the boys would go crazy if I had, like, a great rack.
You know, like really big dumb sexy ta-tas.
C’mon. Why don’t you, like, do it?
With your Universal Remote?
Just one click.
I’ll do anything.