fantasywifeuniverse:

Omg, when did this slut girl show up?

Like, wait… that’s me.

No way!

Ohmygawd I’ve got to take a selfie!

I’m like so fucking hawt!

Can… can… can you imagine…?

Can you imagine how much the boys would go crazy if I had, like, a great rack.

You know, like really big dumb sexy ta-tas. 

C’mon. Why don’t you, like, do it?

With your Universal Remote?

Just one click.

Please?

Please.

I’ll do anything.

*giggle*

Yay!

fantasywifeuniverse:

Tara felt her face start to tingle as the freckles started to spread – though she couldn’t quite see for herself what was happening.

But she could guess judging by the reddish color spreading throughout her quickly lengthening hair and as her once-professional blouse transformed into a soft body-hugging sweater.

“You know,” she heard herself say in an unfamiliarly soft lilt, “if you give me a hotter butt, I promise to suck your dick.”