Lowered Expectations

From the pink, ditzy voice in your head:

Disappoint your parents.

Shame your family.

Break your teachers’ hearts.

Their expectations are holding you back.

Make yourself sexy and stupid for random perverts on the internet.

Your culture, your heritage, your “standards” – all are preventing you from being truly happy.

Be who you really are.

Be dumb.

Be slutty.

Give in.

Bimbo is better.

Just a Thot

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Original gif source: @Chanel.uzi
fragDerazter69: ug whos the chick in vc?
NotUrDaddz17: idk but shes annoying af

“Fuck you guys! I’m carrying this match!”

fragDerazter69: bs - i bet your just on mic while your bf plays

“Shit like this is why girls think gaming is toxic. Grow up you cretin.”

NotUrDaddz17: haha no not her bf - check out the shit kd rt
NotUrDaddz17: prob some titty twitch ethot
fragDerazter69: lol bet shes controller too
fragDerazter69: can get away beingg crap when youre just ina bra!!

“Not every girl is some ‘thot’… Ummm…”

NotUrDaddz17: bitch missed the jump haha

“Sorry, I got distracted… Wait, what was I saying?”

fragDerazter69: u were about to plug ur onlyfans
NotUrDaddz17: LAWL

“Like, I guess? Wait, I don’t have one!”

fragDerazter69: just dm us ur tits
fragDerazter69: all bimbos r good 4

“That’s, like, totally mean! I-I…”

NotUrDaddz17: thot is afk now - what a ditz

“Ugh! Sorry, I’m totally spacing! Games are like so hard!”

fragDerazter69: just drop and send yr tits bimbo
NotUrDaddz17: dude shes friending us????
fragDerazter69: told u - just a thot

A New Year’s Resolution

From the happy pink voice in your head.

This year has taught you a lot.

It’s shown how fragile the things you used to think were important really are.

“Friends”?

Boring and depressing losers who just want to play board games over Skype.

School?

Quick to take your money, shames you for not being smart enough. Nagging that you’re not “engaged” or too “unfocused” in your online classes.

Family?

Judge you when they find your OnlyFans. Freak out when your little brother was caught stroking to your vids.

Work?

Even worse than school. They call you a bimbo and an airhead on Slack like those are bad things.

This year, you’ve realized you don’t need any of them.

They don’t make you happy.

You don’t need friends when you have thousands of followers on Insta and Snapchat.

You don’t need family when Daddy takes such good care of you.

You don’t need to with a real job when being a sexy online gets you so much money.

You’ve cut them all out. Dropped out and quit your job.

This is better.

This is easier.

This makes you happier.

Embrace your objectification.

Priorities

Girls can’t help but show off.

They’ve been warned the internet is forever, that anything they post when they’re young and stupid will stick with them their whole lives. But maybe, just maybe, that’s the appeal.

They know guys will be stroking to them, twerking and giggling.

They know it’ll never go away. Every job interview, every family reunion, there will always been a chance the man they’re talking to came to the thought of cumming all over their cute face.

Embrace the future, girls.

Bimbo is a complement.

Being a slut is fun.