The Asian Instagram Bimbo

Sometime in the past few years, a we started seeing a new kind of beauty standard. I’ll let Tina Fey explain:

“I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom—Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful.

Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful.

Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

I, for one, welcome our new, impossibly hot overlords.

All hail the hourglass Asian bimbo, and the Ricebunnies they inspire.

Just for a little while…

I had promised it would be a temporary change, just a brief shift in reality. 

But as I watched her pure joy at playing with my cock, giggling and mindless, I realized her old self didn’t really have a say in how permanent this was.

She’ll be so much better off like this. I would ask her now, but she’s wired to just agree with anything I want.

I can’t wait to tell her she can just stay dumb and horny all the time. Her happy squeal is so cute, especially when she’s in the middle of sucking my cock.

This is a completely normal goodbye where they’re from. What, you’re not familiar with it?

Maybe that’s because I just made it up about an hour ago, specifically for my neighbors. The two hot Asian girls, last apartment down the hall.

Until recently, they both normal, American twenty-somethings and spoke with zero accent. I’m almost certain they weren’t related, or even shared the same culture. Probably just roommates.

Now these two think they’re mother-daughter, and that the ‘white stud’ next door can give them English lessons.

I’m not sure which change is more degrading: making them roleplay as family, or replacing their real heritage with a generic collection of Asian stereotypes.

I should visit them again tomorrow, just to figure out which change I should feel more guilty about.

When my girlfriend quit her job to become an ‘online personality’, I was worried she wouldn’t be able to get 100 followers, let alone enough to bring in rent money.

After chatting with the guys who provided her with this ‘True Augmented Reality’ setup, I had a lot more confidence in her new career.  I took creative control, ‘editing’ her new, outgoing personality.

She hasn’t noticed the videos aren’t actually up on Youtube, but she’s super excited about all the custom fan requests that came pouring in.